Befriend Her ( A dose of cheeky light relief )

~Yes.. I am the great pretender~


Immersed deep within my splendour
whilst it’s highly probable I’ll offend her
when my intention is only to defend her
from the rather butch looking contender


~ who thinks she’s in with a chance ~


You see sex is definitely not on the agenda
after a boozy fueled weekend, a mad bender!
On which it seems I was rather rude to the nice bartender


~ who only wanted to have a dance ~


Now I’m hoping that I can mend her
safely enabling me to send her
to the nearest late night vendor
even if a tenner I must lend her..  
made worth-while for services I shall render


  ~ as upfront payment in advance ~

Set Sail..

A ship with no sails (1)    ( 20/11/2011 )


Entering unknown territory
Everyone has a dark side
Expressing inner thoughts
Exploring creative writing


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A ship with sails (2)   ( 07/04/2012 )


Encouraged by my critics
Excited for their mum
Embarking on a journey
Experience..  I have none
Enthusiastic energy laced with passion, traits you’ll see
Expressing raw emotion the desire to achieve
Effective liberation allows words to flow so free
Establishing the write to say these words have come from me
Eccentric thoughts
Emotional greed
Engaging in fantasy
Empowered by need
Exotic imaginations tell the most elaborate of tales
Eradicating any doubt this ship now glides with sails


* It is far better to set sail within the company of others than to set sail alone*

Sail Away...

Misplaced Key

I have spent some time away from here due to recent family events, when I got the chance to put pen to paper last week I discovered to my horror that in my absence I seem to have lost my mojo.


Inspiration is not really a problem I have lots of that.  There is no flow to my writing. The results are just a  mish-mash of good ideas that I'm simply ruining.
When I first started to write it became like a type of therapy for me … An escapism! Whilst I was enjoying my creative streak I was bowled-over to also discover the benefits of belonging to a great community of like-minded people.  
I don’t want to be left out of this loop…  
I would be grateful of any tips to get me up and running again. Thank you x   :0)


The following was written in frustration. I decided to publish it because it’s the only piece that actually makes some sense amongst my growing pile of papers.


It is a vicious circle from red right through to purple      
Painted rainbow is the colour making lives we lead much fuller
Don’t write me off I will be back for inspiration is not where I lack
No written verse can I complete no paragraph can I make meet
The words are there on various pages though the time it’s taken seems like ages
Outlined ideas that are eventually appearing make no sense there is no feeling
Impatiently I am waiting for the key that does unlock the nightmare that I'm having..

This is ‘My Writers Block’ 

 I don't know what you're talking about. I haven't seen any keys! ’

Paper Tiger

Whilst your thoughtless intention to full fill your desire
Is to dance once again with the devil, play with fire.
You bring shame and disgrace to the foot of our door
all stops now! this instance, you’ll mock us no more.
Immoral intrusion brought about by your greed
forsaking all others with your self obsessed need.
Yet your arrogant front displays flaws, a fake essence
flaunting badge of honour, perhaps the ‘ignorance is bliss’.
But we know, don’t we Sir, we know it’s not true
as a man you lack the courage!.. oh yes Father that is the real you.
Declaration to no other, unanswered questions for your son,
avoiding any blame for all the damage that you’ve done.
The actions that you follow are those chosen by a coward..
Off you go now Daddy Dear, no need to dance, now run…..